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That will bring us back to... (looks into an empty glass) D'OH!
snapped; then another, then... An explosive sound was heard that carried as far as five miles away. The beer exploded
as we forgive those who spill against us.
in all directions, breaking open other bats. The pressure of thousands of barrels of ale smashed through a twenty-five foot
This is my web page mostly dedicated to beermaking. I have been making beer for seven years and I'm still learning. I have three vats and I produce and sell pure and natural beer (unheated and unfiltered, unlike grocery store beer.) Click here for more about Marc's Beer.

FAQ
Q: What happened to this site?
A: No idea. Help me out here.

Q: Who the hell are you and what did you do with the beer?
A: No idea. Here's a clue.

LA..... I'll have another beer...
SO..... I'll have another beer...
luckier people dashed to higher ground in their attics or on rooftops. Back at the brewery one employee

 

 

 

 

They dance,
they sing,
they make life sweet!
Couldn't we all learn something from the inebriated?

site aesthetic by uncle marc 
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Underaged personnel and those prone to chunder should
know that I have been duly authorized by the FDA
to protect the kegs from intrusion by unauthorized
ball-cock valves.

I believe that punishing minors with shockingly
tasteless mass market brands is the best deterrent.
I am relentless, and I have absolutely no conscience
when it comes to executing my mission.

Make your decisions accordingly.

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