Mr. Bottle
Goodies
half full of beer. The exhibitioners then moved to a new house. They attracted

Hai-Brew

Beer Kissed

Single malt beverage.
Kissed by lager beer, it nods,
All agreeably.


Busy Brews

Tiger-eye buttons.
Drunks dancing figure-eights,
All together now!


Beer Jewelry

On my shirt a broach,
Made from linked pull tab rings,
Don't you know me now?


Ode to Beer

Beer beer beer beer beer
Beer beer beer beer beer beer beer
Beer beer beer beer beer!


Too Much Head

Oh creamy white foam
Bubbling up thru dark amber
My stein overflows


The Morn' Aft

Skull throbbing headache
Kneeling, forehead pressed against
White gleaming toilet

exhibited to the crowd for a fee. In one house too many people


Poirot's Nectar

Oh Belgian goodness
You are so sweet and tasty
I love your floaties

patients smelled the beer and thought they were being left out of a hospital party. They calmed
buried a barmaid for three hours. In one home the beer busted in and drowned a mother and her three year old son. The
help them. The rescued were taken to a local hospital where a riot almost broke out. The
patients smelled the beer and thought they were being left out of a hospital party. They calmed