Welcome to I Love Beer!

on by the crowd in their rush to get free beer. People who waded knee-deep in beer
patients smelled the beer and thought they were being left out of a hospital party. They calmed
beneath rubble cried out for help. When the drinkers came to their senses they set out
Give us this day our foamy head, and forgive us our spillages
This is my web page mostly dedicated to beermaking. I have been making beer for seven years and I'm still learning. I have three vats and I produce and sell pure and natural beer (unheated and unfiltered, unlike grocery store beer.) Click here for more about Marc's Beer.

Q: What happened to this site?
A: No idea. Help me out here.

Q: Who the hell are you and what did you do with the beer?
A: No idea. Here's a clue.

3,555 barrels of ale in it and twenty-nine metal hoops wrapped around it. Then on October 16, one of the hoops, on one of the vats





They dance,
they sing,
they make life sweet!
Couldn't we all learn something from the inebriated?

site aesthetic by uncle marc
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Thy beer doth come, I will be drunk, at home as in the tavern.
And lead us not to incarceration, but deliver us from hangover.
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Underaged personnel and those prone to chunder should
know that I have been duly authorized by the FDA
to protect the kegs from intrusion by unauthorized
ball-cock valves.

I believe that punishing minors with shockingly
tasteless mass market brands is the best deterrent.
I am relentless, and I have absolutely no conscience
when it comes to executing my mission.

Make your decisions accordingly.