Welcome to I Love Beer!

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Ray.... the guy that sells me beer....
TEA.... no thanks, I'm drinking beer...
This is my web page mostly dedicated to beermaking. I have been making beer for seven years and I'm still learning. I have three vats and I produce and sell pure and natural beer (unheated and unfiltered, unlike grocery store beer.) Click here for more about Marc's Beer.

Q: What happened to this site?
A: No idea. Help me out here.

Q: Who the hell are you and what did you do with the beer?
A: No idea. Here's a clue.

Ray.... the guy that sells me beer....
And lead us not to incarceration, but deliver us from hangover.
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They dance,
they sing,
they make life sweet!
Couldn't we all learn something from the inebriated?

site aesthetic by uncle marc
Give us this day our foamy head, and forgive us our spillages
high brick wall and escaped outside into St. Giles; a crowded slum
more customers but they also attracted the police, who shut them down. It took
Do..... the stuff... that buys me beer...
If you were born before %date-21*365-5 check rendezvous info here.

Underaged personnel and those prone to chunder should
know that I have been duly authorized by the FDA
to protect the kegs from intrusion by unauthorized
ball-cock valves.

I believe that punishing minors with shockingly
tasteless mass market brands is the best deterrent.
I am relentless, and I have absolutely no conscience
when it comes to executing my mission.

Make your decisions accordingly.