Welcome to I Love Beer!

DIM AR(101) SCREEN 12 FOR A = 1 TO 10 FOR B = 1 TO 10 PSET (A, B), 10
That will bring us back to... (looks into an empty glass) D'OH!
Do..... the stuff... that buys me beer...
This is my web page mostly dedicated to beermaking. I have been making beer for seven years and I'm still learning. I have three vats and I produce and sell pure and natural beer (unheated and unfiltered, unlike grocery store beer.) Click here for more about Marc's Beer.

Q: What happened to this site?
A: No idea. Help me out here.

Q: Who the hell are you and what did you do with the beer?
A: No idea. Here's a clue.

scooped some up in pots while others lapped it up in cupped hands. When news of the flood
as we forgive those who spill against us.
Give us this day our foamy head, and forgive us our spillages
TEA.... no thanks, I'm drinking beer...





They dance,
they sing,
they make life sweet!
Couldn't we all learn something from the inebriated?

site aesthetic by uncle marc
area where whole families lived in single rooms, cellars or attics. A small sea of beer crashed into nearby houses, flooded
snapped; then another, then... An explosive sound was heard that carried as far as five miles away. The beer exploded
If you were born before %date-21*365-5 check rendezvous info here.

Underaged personnel and those prone to chunder should
know that I have been duly authorized by the FDA
to protect the kegs from intrusion by unauthorized
ball-cock valves.

I believe that punishing minors with shockingly
tasteless mass market brands is the best deterrent.
I am relentless, and I have absolutely no conscience
when it comes to executing my mission.

Make your decisions accordingly.