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snapped; then another, then... An explosive sound was heard that carried as far as five miles away. The beer exploded
And lead us not to incarceration, but deliver us from hangover.
high brick wall and escaped outside into St. Giles; a crowded slum
This is my web page mostly dedicated to beermaking. I have been making beer for seven years and I'm still learning. I have three vats and I produce and sell pure and natural beer (unheated and unfiltered, unlike grocery store beer.) Click here for more about Marc's Beer.

Q: What happened to this site?
A: No idea. Help me out here.

Q: Who the hell are you and what did you do with the beer?
A: No idea. Here's a clue.

down after the staff told them what really happened. Relatives of some of the people who
several weeks to pump out the ale and several months for the smell to leave
crowded into a room and the floor gave out. They plunged into a cellar





They dance,
they sing,
they make life sweet!
Couldn't we all learn something from the inebriated?

site aesthetic by uncle marc
And lead us not to incarceration, but deliver us from hangover.
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Underaged personnel and those prone to chunder should
know that I have been duly authorized by the FDA
to protect the kegs from intrusion by unauthorized
ball-cock valves.

I believe that punishing minors with shockingly
tasteless mass market brands is the best deterrent.
I am relentless, and I have absolutely no conscience
when it comes to executing my mission.

Make your decisions accordingly.